London Ambulance
Bulletin. No 007
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Hornchurch
skive bus downed in the republic of Romford.
The
North East division of the London Ambulance service was thrown into
turmoil yesterday, when a K5 satellite station skive transporter had to
make an emergency landing at K4 fitters in the republic of Romford, after
the said transporter developed a severe oxygen shortage whilst in K4's air
space.
The
incident occurred whilst the state of the art Lazer 6233, V8 was on a
routine "
Bravo run" patrolling deep into the republic of ROMFORDS Totty
territory (area 51,near Time and Envy night club. Over 18's only, no
jeans, smart dress please.). It is thought that a faulty bodok washer may
have been the reason for the leak, forcing the stricken transporter to
make an emergency landing at the notorious K4 base, clipping a ford escort
on the way in.
The
lazer has extremely low mileage and is the newest of the satellite
stations fleet. It is thought to be packed with state of the art skiving
technology, which includes mobile phone charging ports on the dash and
stealth FM radio concealed as a paramedic bag between the seats connected
to the Cigar lighter port.
Upon
landing the crew of the 6233 were thought to have been shown the messroom
of K4 station and told to stay there to await their fate.
A
Hornchurch official told us " K4 fitters would not usually have
wasted time
pouring over the 6233's sensitive equipment, and our spies inform
us the bonnet (Hood) is already up.
They are holding the vehicle unnecessarily We are sure that the
fitters will be all over it with a fine tooth comb before it is handed
back. We are not happy, It is our transporter we keep it clean. We want it
back! No other will do. And what's their interest in the Primary response
green box. There is nothing in there of any use".
The
president of Hornchurch Mr
Bungeee accused K4 officials of unfair tactics by forcing them to
be away from their families in appauling conditions in the messroom of K4
for over three and a
half hours, and then being ordered onto an unkitted spare
transporter. Bungeee said " We could have almost done a job in that
time. Eek! the thought of it". He went on to say that "relations
between Hornchurch and the Republic of Romford may be permanently damaged
unless a full apology is offered. We await the outcome! Bloody K4
scum"!
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