Service defibrillators and Y2K

An incident has occurred yet again. Honestly. The purpose of this bulletin is to bring it to the attention of staff.

As a consequence of a defibrillator’s date/time clock incorrectly showing 12:01 am, 1901AD, a patient in VF received a shock of eleven hundred candlepower, or twelve and 1/8^th British Thermal Units.

This resulted in the death of the patient, as this pathetic flickering glow was not sufficient to penetrate one hundred years of cobwebs.

Whilst it may be possible one day to go back to the future, or vice-versa it is imperative that staff check to ensure that this does not occur.

Revised copies of Training Order 5P OO F /crank-handle and coal-fired defibrillator contraptions are available from Station Officers if you care that much.

Please ensure that the dates shown on your machines are no earlier than your last unpaid “subs” form.

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Service defibrillators and Y2K

Llondon Ambylans Llayabout Trust-y ffantisilliog og og ogh Inexplicably From Wales Department Yes-we-all-have-the-flu Andwe’remore-ill Than Mostof-R -Punters LA52 FU2

Llondon Ambylans Llayabout Trust-y ffantisilliog og og ogh Inexplicably From Wales Department
Yes-we-all-have-the-flu
Andwe’remore-ill Than Mostof-R -Punters
LA52 FU2