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Training and Routine Bulletins

Training and routine bulletins are circulated around the LAS to inform staff of updates in training and New information regarding policies and procedures. And  also incidents that have occurred regarding treatment. These pages below are spoofs of these, that have been circulating the  LAS, and have been sent to this site. Please note that the information contained therein may not  be understood by most unrelated to the ambulance service, But have a look ! They will make you smile.

Y2K difibs

Reptilian Hazard

Nebulisation Hazard

Hypoglycaemia

Use of epaulettes

Traction splints clarification on use

Returning via the Bravo

Time Warp Hazard

Fuel Crisis Chief exec plan for the LAS

Kebab Shortage

Winter pressures

Euro ruling and Nosey Bystanders

Re; Booking in patients

With or without brakes

Telecomunications

Blueing in patients

Time keeping and telecomunications

Bi-phaysic and dysphasic defibs!

Birthing pool Hazard

Tram Idol

These pages do not reflect in any way Official policies and procedures.   ( well not much!)

Send in your notices that have been circulating stations

Thanks to misterpastee for all the madness

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