| In
      a major incident recently some training crews showing remarkable
      efficiency and confidence were not immediately identifiable. The purpose
      of this bulletin is to bring it to the attention of staff.  
      
      
      
       Training
      crews are to wear the rather natty light blue epaulettes (stock code ST 1
      GM A) 
      at all times.
      
      
      
       This
      will enable staff to recognise 
      trainees as they make a laudable attempt to reverse ambulances into
      bay 17 at a hospital originally designed to accept one ambulance per
      month.
      
      
      
       Whilst
      it may be possible to confuse the “new blues” with an acceptably paid
      employee, it is essential that all staff check to ensure that this does
      not occur.
      
      
      
       The
      usual rules of compulsory tea making and not being allowed to sit down for
      their first six years as a relief remain unchanged.
      
      
      
       Welcome
      to the service, colleagues !
      
       Lampoon
      Amateur ServiceNo-one Trusts
 Orcon House
 Delay Street
 Stigma-upon-insult
 NE3 ULS
   
      
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